Quotes on Computer Science

Computer Science is a fascinating subject and a huge number of students are studying different faculties of computer science in their own country as well as a foreign country. So, in this post, I will provide you the Quotes on computer science. All the computing quotes in this article have been collected from various websites.

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Computer Science Quotes

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human Beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination. - Albert Einstein

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers. - Richard Hamming

An algorithm must be seen to be believed. - Donald Knuth



The computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratliffe

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. - Dennis Ritchie

The computer was born to solve the problems that did not exist before. - Bill Gates



Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. - Robert A. Heinlein

Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembles piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. - Roger Ebert

Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast accurate and stupid. - John Pfeiffer

quotes on computer science
quotes on computer science

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picaso

The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple; I think is the proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day. - Eric Schmidt

Physics is the universe's operating system. - Steven R Garman



You could get an entire computer science education for free right now. - Sebastian Thrun

Computer Science is embarrassed by the Computer. - Alan Perlis

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney J. Harris



The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B. F. Skinner

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station? - Anonymous

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. - Dave Bary



No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. E. A. Bucchianeri

Computers are better than we are at arithmetic, not because computers are so good at it, but because we are so bad at it. - Isaac Asimov

Computers are fantastic. In a few moments, they can make a mistake so great that it would take many men many months to equal it. - M. Meacham



The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we have finished building it. - Carl William Brown

Want to make your computer go really fast?
Throw it out a window. - Anonymous

Which is an astronaut's favourite key on a computer keyboard?
The Space Bar. - Anonymous



I never took a computer science course in college because then it was a thing you just learned on your own. - Mitchel Resnick

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. - Emo Philips

Where is the "any key"? - Homer Simpson



Just as computer science is missing from our school system, so is science fiction. - Sal Khan

Computers are good at following your instructions, but not at reading your mind. - Donald Knuth

That's one of those things about being a computer science major; Valentine's Day is just another day. - Jawed Karim



When I was 19 years old, I wrote my first book. I took a computer science class and the book was garbage. I thought I could write a better one, so I did. - Jim McKelvey

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed will revolutionize the way we learn. - Steve Jobs

Computers do not kill books; people do. - Douglas Rushkoff


Computer Programming Quotes

Software is gas, it expands to fill its container. - Nathan Myhrvoid

Programming must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Abelson and Sussman

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e it always increases. - Norman Augustine



There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who understand binary numerals, and those who do not. - Ian Stewart

Those who can imagine anything can create the impossible. - Alan Turing

Its hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes the fast machine slow.



If you think your users are idiot, only idiots will use it. - Linus Torvalds

If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. - Anonymous

There are only two things wrong with C++; the initial concept and the implementation. - Bertrand Meyer



Your most unhappy customers are a great source of learning. - Bill Gates





Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. - Edward V. Berard

Commenting your code is like your bathroom - you never want to do it, but really does create a more pleasant experience for you and your guests. - Ryan Campbell

We have to stop optimizing for programmers and start optimizing for users. - Jeff Atwood



Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul. - John Carmack

Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however, they should not be combined. - Kreitzberg and Shneiderman

Looking at the code you wrote more than two weeks ago is like looking at the code you are seeing for the first time. - Dan Hurvitz



If you have a procedure with ten parameters, you probably missed some. - Alan Perlis

Simplicity carried to the extreme, becomes elegance. - John Franklin

Do not document the problem, fix it. - Atli Bjorgvin Oddsson



If the code and the comments do not match, possibly both are incorrect. - Norm Schryer

When debugging, novices insert corrective code; expert removes defective code. - Richard Pattis

Talk is cheap. Show me the code. - Linus Torvalds



Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime. - Muhammad Waseem

I am not a great programmer; I am just a good programmer with great habits. - Kent Beck

Truth can only be found in one place; the code. - Robert C. Martin



A language that does not affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. - Alan J. Perlis

The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language. - Alan Kay



Computer Engineer Quotes

In a room full of top software designer, if two agree on the same thing, that's a majority. - Bill Curtis

The best way to get accurate information on the Internet is to post something wrong and wait for corrections. - Mathew Austern

A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete. - Terry Baker



Before Software should be reusable, it should be usable. - Ralph Johnson

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein

I think computer science, by and large, is stuck in the Modern Age. - Larry Wall



If you automate a mess, you get an automated mess. - Rod Michael

In a software project team of 10, there are probably 3 people who produce enough defects to make them net negative producers. - Gordon Schulmeyer

Today, most software exists, not to solve a problem, but to interface with other software.  - IO Angell



Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but it hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence. - Edsger Dijkstra

Passwords are like underwear; you do not let people see it, you should change it very often, and you should not share it with strangers. - Chris Pirillo



I am not out to destroy Microsoft, that would be a completely unintended side effect. - Linus Torvalds

Computer viruses are an urban legend. - Peter Norton





I like to think of it as this new field. Instead of computer science, it's going to be virtual science. - Brendan Iribe

The internet could be a very positive step towards education, organization, and participation in a meaningful society. - Noam Chomsky

Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society. - Kent Conrad



The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user. - C.A.R. Hoare

In the end, it all comes down to 0 and 1. - Vineet Goel

The computer scientist's main challenge is not to get confused by the complexities of his own making. - Edsger W. Dijkstra



Most improved things can be improved. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Perl: The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. - Keith Bostic

A conscious human is driven by their conscience, not popular opinion. - Suzy Kassem



I don't need to waste my time on the computer just because I am a computer scientist. - Edsger W. Dijkstra

A program without a loop and a structured variable is not worth writing. - Alan J. Perlis

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. - Rob Siltanen



Any idiot can put up a website. - Patricia Briggs

Computers are like Old Testaments gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Fredrick P. Brooks



The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual. - Earl Warren

The internet could be a very positive step towards education, organization, and participation in a meaningful society. - Noam Chomsky

I look like a geeky hacker, but I do not know anything about computers. - Justin Long



Video games and computers have become baby sitters for kids. - Taylor Kitsch

The new information technology, the Internet and email have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter Drucker

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben


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